When you plan your "no carb-counting" treat day, make it count. #girlscoutcookies #smores #everythinginmoderation #exceptcookies

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@starbucks and I were both birthed the same year.

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The sun casts its dusky shadows over Atlantic Ave. #cobblehill #brooklyn #ifounditonatlantic

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Remnant from last week's paper cut. Now that I've taken the bandaid off, I keep thinking it's a fallen eyelash that won't allow itself to be flicked away. #papercutsaretheworst

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And we wonder why the trains don't run on time. #bluescreenofdeath #nycsubway #mtaproblems

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A shoe on a string in a shadow. #shoesoftheday #lostsoles #abandonedshoes #babyboots

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First off, kudos for the use of "annular." Secondly, what kind of crazy person doesn't want to tear off the sticker?? #thatstickeriscomingoff

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This step is telling me to drop that part into a garbage can. Sounds right to me. #ikeaimpaired #ikeainstructionsaretheworst

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"I am compelled to ascribe the frame of this System to an intelligent Agent." #isaacnewton #brooklyn

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When you give your neighbors free furniture, you come home to a thank you 6-pack of your favorite beer and a sweet card. #sweetbabyjesus #yourewelcome

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He obviously married her just for her brains because look how not attractive at all she is.

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Safety first! #shewelds

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My first stab at welding. I call it "deformed starfish." #shewelds

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