"Hot dogs to the left of me, Cheese doodles to the right, here I am: stuck in the middle of food." #thepartysover #cleanupcrew

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He wouldn't even put the iPhone down to cut his cake!

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New phone, who dis? #happybirthdaytoby #iphone6s

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The birthday boy on a belatedly beautiful day.

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Piling it on. #shoesoftheday #lostsoles #abandonedshoes #brooklyn

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Sometimes a banana is just a banana. #🍌#abandonedfruit #brooklyn #breakfasttogo

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TFW you're up before @starbucks is up. #fml #happytuesday

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Sorry I can't take your call right now, I'm updating the software on my headphones. 😝 #pioneerrayzplus

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Waxing gibbous over Brooklyn. #moonshine #rooftopviews

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@hedmanuel is trying to kill us with baked goods. And we love him for it! #chocolatecake #neighborswhobake

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Contradictory #swallow #signage #snark. #pslseason #brooklyn

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