Oh look, I get a do over. #420

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2p34PuF

Today in Shelsky's signage. #loxhimup #jewfoodresistance

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2of9cpc

I needed a new paperclip dispenser. #donaldtrump was available. #trumpsbrains #desktoys #paperclip #pinhead

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2oduNyw

Strappy heels sitting on the sidewalk. #lostsoles #abandonedshoes #sidewalkshoes #brooklyn

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2pZM2zE

#WNYC & me. Both in the pocket of Big Truth. #sustainingmember #publicradionerd

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2oWaJzQ

For Dominque Ansel I'll make a carb-ception. #croquemonsieur #sogood #nomnomnom

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2pCbIWx

Get the paddles, he's coding! #codeacademy

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2oT8gWM

All the news that's fit to print. #themoreyouknow🌈 #nytimes #werefucked

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2pypqqj

Now that TD Bank did away with their coin counters, I've got to do this the old fashioned way. #bethechange

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2o0177K

Mermaids in heals. #dumbo

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2oGzVcQ

New York, you magnificent bastard. #dumbo #brooklynbridgepark

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2oQ1Nfk

These are @ronstern_bk's creations from yesterday. I'm impressed!

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2paC8ih

The shoes are in full bloom in #parkslope #shoesoftheday #lostsoles #abandonedshoes #brooklyn

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2nUNkiW

Looks like @ronstern_bk enjoyed his birthday present! #brooklynglass

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2pGKhY7

This isn't going to end well for me. #precarious #pushpins

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2pnystj

TFW #autocorrect thinks you want your husband to send you pics of his ass. #damnyouautocorrect

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2nSwscp

Going into the 80's today and my poor, pasty white legs haven't seen sunshine in ages and I'm mid wax cycle. #springinnyc

via Instagram http://ift.tt/2oDtNSH