Goodbye to all of that heat & flat! #homewardbound

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Last night in Plano. Not gonna lie... eager to get back home, even though the weather in NYC isn't much better than the weather has been here all week! #texasheat #iwanttogohome

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#wasscallywabbit wants my shoes. NOT #abandonedshoes #shoesoftheday #poolside #wabbitseason

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#provisions #starbucks #sunscreen #kindle #poolside

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It's officially reached 💯🔥🔥🔥. I just sat in the air conditioned car for 20 minutes to avoid having to cross the parking lot to get to my room. Since my bathing suit wasn't in the car, I caved and finally left the car. #texasheat #100 #110intheshade

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Just kill me now. #texasheat #feelslike #inhumane

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Someone remembered 20 min after getting into the pool that his 6s+ wasn't waterproof like my 7 is. That someone now has a new (dry) 7+.

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Working on new tan lines. #sunkissed #texasheat #adipinthepool

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These baby mourning doves took a test flight from their nest a few feet away, landed here and gave up. It's too hot for them too! #texasheat #poolside

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Weather update from the iPad mini while my iPhone cools off under an ice water-soaked towel. It overheated and shut down while I was using it for 10 minutes IN THE SHADE. #feelslike #texasheat

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Downtown Plano = Downtown Manhattan. #angelikafilmcenter

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Communing with nature. #wabbitseason

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I haven't ventured more than 2 miles from the hotel and I've already seen more of these signs than street signs. #guncountry #dallas #dontshoot

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It's not the heat, it's the.... oh fuck, who am I kidding, it's the heat. The unbearably oppressive heat! And also the humidity. #texasheat #dallas #notokay

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Dipped to 87 degrees. Was feeling a chill. #poolside #texasheat #dallas #🔥

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Zucchini fries, grilled avocado. Can't complain. #poolside #snacks

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This is fine. 🔥 #feelslike #dallas #texasheat #poolside #margaritatime

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Relaxing at the pool. That fireplace will sure come in handy when it dips below 90 degrees here. #texasheat #dallas

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