Don’t blame me, blame @secretarycarson. #reo #oreo #reclaimingmytime

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Cool. Haven’t set off the Nest smoke detector while cooking for a long time. Thankful for the “silence” button in the app so I can finish searing bratwurst in peace! #dinnertime #onlyyoucanpreventkitchenfires

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Planted in the park. #springinnyc #cobblehillpark #nofilter

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Yesterday. When we thought the sun had abandoned us forever. #shoesoftheday #lostsoles #abandonedshoes

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Mom 🌏: 1951-2005 ♥️: ♾

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Whatchoo lookin’ at? 👀 #infinitymirrors. Ps: #fannypacks are in now. But only if you call them #beltbags and only if they’re made by #vans.

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Dragonfly up in the sky. #kitefestival #brooklynbridgepark #pier5 #letsgoflyakite #nofilter

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I have been saying this for 14 years. It’s still a kick in the gut.

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Strange ad in my feed. Is toe cramping while on the toilet in the dark a well-known medical condition? I assume that’s what the drug is for, based on the image.

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I am shocked - absolutely SHOCKED - that the Cheater in Chief firmly believes that the guy who did the cheating is the one who got cheated! #cheatersgonnacheat #griftersgonnagrift

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