This is not going to end well for anyone.

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If Siri hadn’t suggested calling the man I’ve been waking up next to almost every day for the past 23 years to wish him a happy birthday, I might have forgotten.

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Oh ffs! You know what? Let’s just keep it shut down. Let’s blow it up and start over. Has to be better than what these bozos have in store for us.

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New rug. Because quarantine.

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#mood

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Siblings Day is a thing? If you say so!

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So thankful it’s warm enough now to socialize “in person” with @macgroomy while still maintaining #socialdistance from our respective perches! #cocktailsandconversations

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Coronavirus or not, it’s #backgammon season! #iwin #roofdeckquarentine

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Wait, wut?

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This is what it’s come to.

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