I’ll have 3 dozen more of these oysters, please. Not so stingy with the Tabasco this time!

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Not cool!

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Being retired during a pandemic really agrees with him. I don’t even mind his refusal to get a haircut anymore. #schmoopie #myhippie

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The sidewalk knows best. Smart sidewalk. #chooselove #sidewalkart

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I want to know these people. Repost from @fdny using @RepostRegramApp - At 3:39 pm today, #FDNY Marine and land units responded to the East River and E 55 St, Manhattan for reports of multiple persons in the water. FDNY #Marine4 rescued two persons from the water after their inflatable swan pool float was overcome by a fast moving current and was met with heavy marine traffic. The two individuals were transported ashore onboard #Marine6 where they were evaluated by EMS. FDNY urges New Yorkers to always take precautions when swimming or entering the water surrounding our city. Only enter the water where swimming is permitted and where lifeguards are on duty. See more #FDNYSmart tips for a safe summer at fdnysmart.org

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Some ‘Sloper has taken the concept of cord cutting too literally. #thatsnothowitworks

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The unrestrained shade-throwing is the only good thing to come out the election being stolen from her. #throwshadethenvote

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I’m so glad my brother @whoisdaveduncan has continued the family trend of producing adorable children. #sunsouttonguesout #littlesix #DJDVI #niblings

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You know you’ve made it when you stumble upon your own business card that someone dropped (discarded?) on the sidewalk a few blocks from your office. #localcelebrity #macsamurai #callmemaybe

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#PPE vending in the subway station. #vengo #columbuscircle

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